Need A Miracle (... Every Day)

You may well call me irreverent, or iconoclastic, or downright blasphemous, but this crucifix encountered today in an intentionally undisclosed cemetery had obviously been bleeding recently. If proven to be so, that would no doubt constitute a bonafide miracle, correct ? Does anyone have a phone number for the Vatican ? This should be reported in my opinion. However, I will disclose the location to the appropriate papal authorities only, so please don't ask me where this miracle happened, as I don't want to see the area overwhelmed with pilgrims, press, and papparazzi like Lourdes or Fatima...

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